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Eddie was a bully in elementary school who thought himself untouchable, 'til one day a bunch of us got together to deliver a soaped up socktorial he wouldn't soon forget.

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I dream of the night when I crawl through your bedroom window on tip-toe
Shuffle along the mahogany floor all in slow-mo - keep the lights low.
Creep up to the foot of your bed, wiggle your heal and whisper:
"Ed, here's a hand's-on tutorial about getting along.
Here's a soaped-up socktorial about coming on too strong.

Well there's more than one way to clear your chakrik blocks:
Soap in a sock.
But there's one sure way to sanitize the shock:
Soap in, soap in, soap in a sock will clean Eddie's clock.

Were you aping techniques from an instructional video viewed in a rented room?
Will you look back upon this long night as the highlight of your life as a rent-a-goon?
There's a smudge on your judgement. Might I scrub it away with a sigh
of a soaped-up socktorial you've had coming on for so long?
All hand's on deck, Eddie's checking out with a twist and a shout.

C'mon block, Eddie, block.

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from Pie​-​eyed in the hills, released October 13, 2015
Mack Brockton: vocals, guitar
Penelope Stevens: vocals, bass
Patrick Reinartz: keyboard, lead guitar
Heather Ogilvie: drums
Fancy Free: Deadpan Eddie

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The Shorty Tubbs Fredericton, New Brunswick

An indie-rock, post-modern take on popular music from the past two centuries and counting, Shorty Tubbs straddles the universe like a colossus in short shorts. Looking for a descriptor with bite? Think sonic Doritos: oh so crunchy, practically too tasty, probably not good for you – but you don’t care. ... more

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