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The situation always starts off cordial,
Her peroxided hair's got me looking over my shoulder
Goose bumping to the hits from the age of Schlitz and atomic bacon bits.
I've got a meeting in an hour. If anyone knocks on that door in a manner we can't ignore, you just flew in from Bangalore on a good will tour of players and perfect scores.

You're girlish lazy singsong lisp whisps along the midriff and drifts the day.
Promise me we'll never do it and I will always want you in the awfullest way.

Don't send that text to the wrong girl. So many tarts send my heart a'twirl.

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from Masters of the Alphabet - EP, released October 21, 2013
Words by Mack Brockton. Music by Shorty Tubbs. Performed by Shorty Tubbs: Mack Brockton, Penelope Stevens, Heather Ogilvie, Patrick Reinartz

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The Shorty Tubbs Fredericton, New Brunswick

An indie-rock, post-modern take on popular music from the past two centuries and counting, Shorty Tubbs straddles the universe like a colossus in short shorts. Looking for a descriptor with bite? Think sonic Doritos: oh so crunchy, practically too tasty, probably not good for you – but you don’t care. ... more

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