Way Too Wet

from Masters of the Alphabet - EP by The Shorty Tubbs

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Where your focus goes, your juice flows. You have the hands of a pro and it shows.
I'm a sure thing shorn of his clothes, happy to be led inside with his hose.

And it looks like rain. Weeping wizards, this is heaven sent!
You have sensitive documents, I am a master of the alphabet.
Pleasure's such a pain, gonna burst into flames from rainbowing like I'm oversold. I'm getting rolled for my pot of gold.

Yuppy dirts thing they can best me with tucked in shirts and RRSP's.
What I lack in a future I give in a flash flood moment. You'll live...

In a sliken rain, let's start a band called Way Too Wet.
Hop on the flute and play a minuet, we'll tap a tune to the neighbours' regret.
I'm not here to change, only to flow so to drench your desire. You're hot wired like a house on fire.

I'm gonna dowse that mess in a glorious, dowse that mess in a glorious, dowse that mess in a glorious torrent of tenderness.

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from Masters of the Alphabet - EP, released October 21, 2013
Words by Mack Brockton, Music by Shorty Tubbs. Performed by Shorty Tubbs: Mack Brockton, Penelope Stevens, Heather Ogilvie, Patrick Reinartz

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An indie-rock, post-modern take on popular music from the past two centuries and counting, Shorty Tubbs straddles the universe like a colossus in short shorts. Looking for a descriptor with bite? Think sonic Doritos: oh so crunchy, practically too tasty, probably not good for you – but you don’t care. ... more

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